JR just left for a 5 day business trip. [weep with me for a moment, won't you?]
Before he went, we gathered as a family to say our good-byes.
JR to Grasshopper: "Are you going to be a good boy for Mommy while I'm gone?"
Grasshopper: "Nope!"
JR: "You need to be a good boy!"
Grasshopper: "Why?"
JR: "Because I'll be very upset with you when I get home if you haven't been good!"
Grasshopper: "Oh, pwease!"
Me: "If he's no longer alive by Friday..."
JR: "It'll be completely justifiable, My Love."
Me: "Okay, as long as we're clear on that."
JR and I both look menacingly at Grasshopper.
Grasshopper: "Dat's silly!"
Somehow, I don't get the feeling that he's afraid for his life...
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4 comments:
Uh, yeah, good luck.
As someone who was pretty much alone for two years with my older one since my husband traveled overnight every week, I feel for you. Drink often and as necessary. It's always happy hour somewhere you know. Even if happy hour for you is a Coke or something, stay sane!
And don't listen to the experts a little duck tape never hurt any kid of mine...
Oh I feel your pain! I have a full week by myself coming up. Originally, I thought it was school vacation week. Thankfully, God is kind and it's the week before.
I'll light a candle for you.
Love it! I threaten to 'beat them bloody' which has no effect what so ever...
Remember... bribes are GOOD.
Wow... fancy new format.. you're talented! like it!
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