JR just left for a 5 day business trip. [weep with me for a moment, won't you?]
Before he went, we gathered as a family to say our good-byes.
JR to Grasshopper: "Are you going to be a good boy for Mommy while I'm gone?"
JR: "You need to be a good boy!"
JR: "Because I'll be very upset with you when I get home if you haven't been good!"
Grasshopper: "Oh, pwease!"
Me: "If he's no longer alive by Friday..."
JR: "It'll be completely justifiable, My Love."
Me: "Okay, as long as we're clear on that."
JR and I both look menacingly at Grasshopper.
Grasshopper: "Dat's silly!"
Somehow, I don't get the feeling that he's afraid for his life...