Today, Grasshopper gave me more evidence of his ever-shrinking britches:
"Grasshopper, why don't you help me clean up these toys so that we can vacuum the den? Unci* and Granddaddy will be here tomorrow for Thanksgiving and we want everything to be nice and clean for them."
"Unci and Granddaddy are coming today!"
"No, Grasshopper. TOMORROW. The plan is for Unci and Grandaddy to be here tomorrow."
"Well, dat not my plan. I planning for dem to be here today! Humph!"
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I hope that your family brings you many laughs during the holidays and everyday.
*Unci means grandmother in the Lakota language