The scene: Daddy is in the kitchen doing the dishes, Mommy and Grasshopper sit on the couch in the den, looking at a picture book [thankfully NOT Follow the Tow Truck] Mommy points to a photo of a newborn baby with black hair and serious eyes.
Mommy: Grasshopper, you used to be a little baby like this!
Grasshopper: No way!
Mommy: Yes! It wasn't very long ago that you were a little baby like this. But then you went and got big..
Grasshopper: Yeah! I big boy!
Mommy: That's right, you are a big boy. I don't know why you had to go and do that. I mean, I don't remember authorizing you to get big...
Daddy, from the kitchen: It's all in the fine print, My Love!
Mommy: Well, darn!
Grasshopper: It in da pwint Mommy.