Grasshopper: "Daddy, Daddy come quick!"
JR, running to the rescue: "What is it Grasshopper?"
Grasshopper, pointing at nothing: "A DINOSAUR! Going to eat me all up!"
JR: "Well, why don't you eat him first?"
Grasshopper, thinking about that idea, and coming to a conclusion: "Need ketchup!"
Me, shooting coffee out of my nose with the sudden force of my laughter.